My sister just texted me that she accidentally saw a semi sexual picture of me, huh
who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional
the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry
LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.
I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.
I been tagged by the very lovely sifterheart, here we go
1- I love to cook while I listen to very loud music
2-I like to drive (Can’t drive stick shift but well)
3-I like it a lot to borrow my sweater when someone else is cold, even if I’m cold too (I like it to be returned too)
4-There’s like, an infinite happiness for me when my 6 year old sister and nephew suddenly come to me and tell me they love me (It’s very rare but it’s awesome)
5-I seriously can’t think anything else rn, sorry
You guys I’m finally moving tomorrow!
Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
haven’t we all been there
Anna Kendrick everybody
The long lost daughter of god
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk.