live fast die young bad girls do it well

live fast die young bad girls do it well



shippingsabrieliam:

What if you went to a parallel universe and were going to meet your evil self but the version of you there is actually really nice and you’re the asshole



galaxysdefender:

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

this website… i’m so done

galaxysdefender:

moonpeeker:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Eating pussy

omg, the one kid in the back of the class who GETS it.  <3

this website… i’m so done



gaksdesigns:

Toddler naps with his 2-month-old puppy every day.

Blogger Jessica Shyba and her family adopted an adorable 7-week-old mutt. They named him Theo. On his third day as part of their family, Theo joined Jessica and her toddler son Beau for afternoon snuggle time. Beau fell asleep and then so did Theo.The next day, he joined in the naptime ritual again. “And so began,” Shyba says, “the most organic and beautiful friendship I have ever witnessed.” Since then, every day Theo waits for Beau to fall asleep and then joins him for his two-hour snooze.



My sister just texted me that she accidentally saw a semi sexual picture of me, huh







peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry



staygrandbeiconic:

LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.



5 things that make me happy

I been tagged by the very lovely sifterheart, here we go
1- I love to cook while I listen to very loud music
2-I like to drive (Can’t drive stick shift but well)
3-I like it a lot to borrow my sweater when someone else is cold, even if I’m cold too (I like it to be returned too)
4-There’s like, an infinite happiness for me when my 6 year old sister and nephew suddenly come to me and tell me they love me (It’s very rare but it’s awesome)
5-I seriously can’t think anything else rn, sorry



watchthisnyc:

Gone but not forgotten 🙏

watchthisnyc:

Gone but not forgotten 🙏



You guys I’m finally moving tomorrow!



bussykiller:

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

haven’t we all been there

bussykiller:

that-dang-hippie:

Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.

haven’t we all been there



tapthatddlovato:

Anna Kendrick everybody  The long lost daughter of god

tapthatddlovato:

Anna Kendrick everybody
The long lost daughter of god



ifwefallonemoretime:

theorginalmiddlechild:

helenas-hood:

Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”

Soda just spewed out my nose

THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST