fake-suicide-of-genius:

elusivist:

darn-you-cumberbatch:

Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

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Is that…?

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EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

are you serious why do you think people are reblogging it

for that stylish beige coat do you think



zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america



narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.







precumming:

SINCE U BEEN GONE !!!!!!!!!!!! (since u been gone) I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME IM SO MOVING ON (ya ya) THANKS TO YOU (thanks to you) NOW I GET (now i get) I GET WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAANT



thugmissus:

blue-eyed-hanji:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

tinyrocketeer:

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i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL

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WHERE IS MY MATE

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A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED

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THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

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how tumblr friendships are born

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prochilds:

let’s talk about beth ‘i swear i’m not a model’ childs

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I remember my son once asked me, “Did you ever, like, kiss in high school?” And I told him this long drawn-out story of how shy I was, how I finally got a girlfriend but she broke up with me because I was too shy to try to kiss her, and then I had another girlfriend but still couldn’t figure out kissing. The technique was always a big obstacle in my head, like, How do you kiss? Where does your chin go? Forget about anything beyond kissing-first base was a total mystery to me. So I’m telling my son this long story, and he listens patiently until he finally realizes where I’m going with it, and he says, “Dad, no-did you like Kiss in high school? Kiss, the band!” And I was, “Oh yeah, Kiss…they were good.”








moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image



sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

vanitysinmyveins:

sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp:

Inspired by x

I thought it was a drinking game.

You wouldn’t survive episode one if it was ha